@Storminika: Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
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@sip_at_home_mom: Pediatrician: I'd like to discuss your son's limited interest in, or ability to, interact with others. Me: Absolutely. Email me?
@mortimermaiden: Doctor: I'm sorry, I did everything I could. Grieving Family: We just can't believe you wasted your time getting a PhD in Philosophy.