@daliamalek: Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified.
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@markleggett: Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
@Illiter8: Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'
@mrsmith196645: 911: What is your emergency. M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry.