@KalvinMacleod: Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.
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@justabloodygame: If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job.
@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
@junejuly12: Maybe the caveman who discovered fire was wearing corduroys and running late for a meeting.
@vladchoc: Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you