@KalvinMacleod: Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.
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@dril: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
@TheTweetOfGod: Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. "For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."
@kashanacauley: What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.