@WilliamAder: Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light.
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@HiddenPinky: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. "You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."
@kelkulus: Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, thereby wasting electricity on air conditioning, causing climate change and dooming us all.
@myonlymizztake: Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait.