@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
@GrowlyGrego: Choose your own adventure: S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P Dad sees a soda? Moving a couch for dad? Obese girl with a vision problem?
@samsara668: They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again