@HeyJennyLeone: Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@joshbupkes: that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again
@Playing_Dad: [Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on.
@adult_keverage: Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car.