@HeyJennyLeone: Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin.
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@Underchilde: Honk all you want, but if I don’t eat these donuts at this green light I’ll have to share them at home.
@JPHaddadio: My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature.
@A_New_Chapter_: I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one...