@YouWillGo2Hell: Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.
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@HumanPog: one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process
@WilliamAder: While I fully intended to "sleep my way to the top," it appears I've napped my way to the middle.
@alicewhitey: Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now.