@YouWillGo2Hell: Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.
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@HatfieldAnne: Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight. Me: So you want less Tarantino... H: ...and more Seuss. M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming.
@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.