@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
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@RobDenBleyker: Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German.
@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.
@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say