@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
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@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road
@JessiCanadian: I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback.