@MrGeorgeWallace: Every time you think Florida can't top itself. BAM!
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@Lovestained555: If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
@jazmasta: "Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner" "Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]