@abbycohenwl: Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get?
Me: A cat sitter
G: To take extra good care of Sox?
M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes
@StormErika: People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work.
@ImFordTough: In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
@TylerLinkin: I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule.
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