@dizzydes86: Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.
@Tmoney68: When someone tells me, "I think of you as family," I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago.
@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.