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@thenatewolf: *everybody gasps as I drop the baby*
Oh no was it expensive?
@Super_Cynthia: Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.
@QueefTornado: "I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."
----people in wheelchairs probably
@HatfieldAnne: For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons. Something interesting I learned is that guitar resale nets a 45% loss.
@BobTheSuit: *gets email*
-Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?-
"Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"
@FuckabillyRex: Tonight I sleep on a bed of fried chicken and biscuits. The colonel drizzles me with gravy. Is this heaven or hell?