@iamfase: Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion.
Somebody is lying.
@dumbbeezie: I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it
@DanKaszeta: OK. There's several layers of fun to be had with this screen shot.
@goodhairperson: I've decided I want a sad funeral. None of this upbeat "celebration of life" shit. I want sobbing, ppl vomiting w grief, at least 2 suicides
@TLchDer367: Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl.
@The_MartiniGirl: I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask.