@iamfase: Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion.
Somebody is lying.
@TheToddWilliams: COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
ME: I'm not sure. Over.
@VinnyPisciotta1: Good is the enemy of great.
Sponge is the enemy of math.
Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart.
@ddsmidt: I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape.
Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus.
@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery*
"Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"
I told you, that's not what—
*i squint at him real hard but he's right*
@animalsreaction: this is me