@iamfase: Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion.
Somebody is lying.
@IamEnidColeslaw: but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME
@rockymomax: COP: drop the gun
COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no
@Tommytoughstuff: Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like "Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."
@hipchkk: The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet.
@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.