@iamfase: Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion.
Somebody is lying.
@RandiLawson: I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
@joeljeffrey: My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins.
@TheTweetOfGod: I am not fake. I am not a parody. I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, you cosmic dipshits.
@bransonreese: Beauty and the Beast