@iamfase: Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion.
Somebody is lying.
@beefman138: When they told you to 'seek attention', they meant 'medical', not 'internet', psychopath.
@sass_slinger: You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people.
@adamrensch: *accidentally walks into women's restroom*
*plays it cool*
*finds comfort here*
*changes name to Janice*
@SteveDutzy: Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony.
@TheRobCee: Better "copulate" than "copunever."