@TheTweetOfGod: Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
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@AthenasOlive: I once listened to Heart at 3am smoking a cigarette with mascara running down my face. Teacher: We usually choose a book for story time..
@trishm426: I always like to start an argument before a family road trip so no one speaks to me during the drive.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said "I don't do romance" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE
@thepaulahunt: Whenever I see a good looking firefighter, I stop, drop, and roll, so he knows I'm knowledgeable about fire safety.