@hoverbird: Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is "Ghostbusters".
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@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.
@huntigula: Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@ArfMeasures: COP: Have you been drinking? ME: [carrying 2 penguins I just stole] Good God I hope so