@BLoveAffair: Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives.
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@McGrumpenstein: If I were on trial I would wear Crocs. The prosecutor would be all, like, “whoa, that dude’s been defending himself his whole life.”
@MicheleAKALips: I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead.