@BLoveAffair: Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives.
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@pattymo: *cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size
@shutupmikeginn: I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog
@pinningnut: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches"
@LnL245: [Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay? Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*