@TheCatWhisprer: Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting.
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@Brianhopecomedy: "Dadd-" "No." "You don't even know what I was going to say!" "You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."
@Elizasoul80: I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up.
@rambo_dogg: If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending
@BriarSlyMadness: Believing that you are popular or "famous" on twitter... ...is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly.