@TheCatWhisprer: Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting.
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@bluetractor: I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that
@punmagnate: Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss
@iGreenMonk: I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger.
@robfee: I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*