@TheCatWhisprer: Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting.
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@Tharin_P: "What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?" "...What?" " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
@MissNaughty1801: CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
@Dana_Bruno: Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!