@filmbizpro: "Everyday I'm shoveling" - Canadians Theme Song.
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@SteveSuckington: DAUGHTER: why did you name me Paris? ME: You were conceived on our honeymoon in Paris SON: OMG!! ME: (to son) what's wrong 97FordF150?
@bulls_horns: 25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated.
@warmyellowlight: i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me
@squirrel74wkgn: The teenage boy cashier just told my wife that her tampon coupon is expired...and all of Target went silent.