@filmbizpro: "Everyday I'm shoveling" - Canadians Theme Song.
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@trustmedaddy: My favorite part of going out is when I sneak out the club without saying bye to anyone to go home and sleep
@kentgrossarth: Me: Nice flowers. Co-worker: They're from my boyfriend. Now I'm going to spend all weekend w/my legs in the air. Me: Don't you have a vase?
@Vodkantots: I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young.
@DirtMcTurd: [texting drug dealer] "You around? I was gonna stop by." Yeah what are u looking for? "I stopped doing drugs, I just miss you"