@HallpassCanada: Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn.
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@RandomAntics: gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination
@JimmerThatisAll: I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count downloading gardening shows illegally.
@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
@jaelteon: interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group