@HallpassCanada: Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn.
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@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.
@sad_tree: *paramedic holds me as a I lay dying* ME: Tell my family.. all I ever wanted..was a robot butler PM: With a top hat? ME: Of course you idiot
@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.