@weinerdog4life: Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog
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@beefman138: *Wife busts me installing locks on man-cave door* Wife : Great idea! That will keep the kids out! Me : Uh... yeah. The kids.
@jawbroken: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
@Home_Halfway: I want to make medical bracelets that say "In case of emergency, delete browser history"