@juliussharpe: Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.
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@TheAlexP: Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire.
@Reverend_Scott: Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am.
@OctopusCavemann: Waitress: Welcome to the Karma Cafe Me: What do you sell here Waitress: Just desserts
@bombchelle87: How am I supposed to drink responsibly when responsibility is the whole damn reason I drink?