@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
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@jwoodham: The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself "do I want to see it?" If you do, it's not on Netflix.
@UNTRESOR: If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
@stacieooooo: *sees cute bald guy in sunglasses *spends 10 minutes flirting from across the bar *realizes sunglasses are on the back of his head