@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
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@ClamDive: Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says "Previously on wasted potential..."
@Amburglar_: Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST.
@just1fool: If you can't handle me at my worst then you are tolerable of the right amount of bullshit.
@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.