@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
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@causticbob: Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it "White People"
@Nachos0verHoes: How can my mum hear me whisper something under my breath but can't hear me shout YEAHHHH from my room when she screams my name 10 times
@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.