@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
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@Sassafrantz: As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"
@vikkaroni: OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then.
@wickedimproper: Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?