@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
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@SortaBad: Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*
@UncleDuke1969: Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your kids." Me: "Total disappointments." Psychiatrist: "I still think this is a conflict of interest, Dad."