@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
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@reczit: Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life.
@summerofbenny: I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed.
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?