@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
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@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.
@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@PinkCamoTO: Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you.