@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
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@TonyFan1420: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??
@SMLXist: What in all holy hell is going on with this box of toilet paper I just got from Amazon
@suzieQ0007: 5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys.