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@SirEvisiae: EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY!
"What's that?"
It...it's a sawed-off shotgun.
"Aren't you supposed to use the other half?"
...shit.

EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY!
“What’s that?”
It…it’s a sawed-off shotgun.
“Aren’t you supposed to use the other half?”
…shit.

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