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@ItsAndyRyan: "Everyone has at least one novel inside them"
– Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift

“Everyone has at least one novel inside them”
– Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift

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