@Jason_maybe: Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it.
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@AndrewNadeau0: DATE:I have 2 kids ME:I love kids! D:Good! They- M:Wait, the human or goat kind? D: M:*Trying to contain excitement* Is-is it the goat kind?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The "walk of shame" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card.
@Duke1173: I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says "oh great, dinner and a show." Priceless.