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@SaveItForFest: Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in.
@ndiquote: My heart say "Yes"
But my mom says "No"
@djdarrellripley: Her: Isn't she your girlfriend?
Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet...
@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus".
Yeah....I don't know either.
@noogscorner: Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD.
@Canadian_Cutie_: First date
*dont let him know you been stalking him
Him- so my brother just got deployed
Me: Josh or Brian?