@SaveItForFest: Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in.
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@shariv67: When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, "I have now."
@Storminika: My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway.
@Hustleupagus04: police codes 472: loitering 213: man with horse eyes 304: gnarly dirtbike 94: breaking & entering 834: dog smoking weed 58: sexy loitering