@just1fool: Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave.
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@delusions_of: This could be the expired methamphetamines talking but yeah, I'd love to babysit your kids.
@jeffswarens: Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit.
@leathershirts: the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music
@fro_vo: Superman: I have super strength Flash: I have super speed Aquaman: I control sea creatures Green Arrow: I tell cars when to turn left