@sbellelauren: "EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU" - facebook
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@AtticusFinch79: [creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL
@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
@FrogAvalanche: -Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread