@wickedsuga: Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier.
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@HomeProbably: Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong.
@andreeahluscu: I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been "whoa there chap"