@fro_vo: everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive
@sarcasticmommy4: My family went camping & left me home alone, like I'd be missing out.
Oh please, don't leave me home with electricity & running water.
@mzeld: Look ma no friends
@shariv67: I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
@Molly_Kats: If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping.
- Things I have to say to my mom
@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.