@HyenaEars: Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
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@Brentweets: I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk.
@murrman5: "the immaturity and the copying are my main issues" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office
@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* "Wait just one damn minute" - How horchata was born