@jazmasta: Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns.
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@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.
@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@michel_lesann: “Is there a genius in the house?! It’s an emergency!” *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*