@miilkkk: Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Paxochka: I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.
@canadian_makin: Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels
@fillthevacuum: Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear.