@miilkkk: Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
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@CountMackula: I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple.
@: girl on bumble: hey :) ur cute but I noticed you didn’t include your height me: yeah no need to add too much info! girl: ok but how tall are you? me: *struggling to type as I climb into my high chair* i don’t see why this is important
@TheCiscoKidder: Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person.