@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
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@Pierre__4: If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
@Soberphobiccc: Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@mexinonblonde: WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward.
@topaz006: *drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off