@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
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@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.
@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
@Dawn_M_: The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now