@Donna_McCoy: Everyone wants a wild, obsessive love until it parks on their lawn and sets up a tent next to the shrubbery.
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@mattZillaaaa: I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants
@AnkCoupleTO: Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand She'll love it
@chuuew: [Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again.
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.