@AndreaWoo: Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.
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@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
@decentbirthday: God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No
@cbdoubleu: Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*