@AndreaWoo: Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.
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@TheTweetOfGod: You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares.
@: Why yes internet stranger, I have tweets that contradict each other. It's a timeline, not a deposition