@AndreaWoo: Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.
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@NicestHippo: I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker
@AlexvanBeek: Being a bigger account doesn't make you a better person. We're all terrible people. We're on twitter. I threw a baby at a fox this morning.
@NewDadNotes: Yoga Instructor: and now we move into downward-facing dog. Me: you forgot updog. Yoga Instructor: what’s u- Wife: -NOOO!!!
@tone765: America: Japanese ads are extremely weird Also America: *airs commercials about toilet paper obsessed bears that are constantly shitting*