@AndreaWoo: Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
@Prof_BrianCocks: "14 years, £20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope." "You mean Collider?" "Oh shit!"
@Mr_Kapowski: Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view