@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1963. The Beach Boys released "Be True to Your School" but I wasn't taking orders from 5 guys who shared 1 surfboard.
@ThaJawn: Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it
@SteveSuckington: [on a date] I've got butterflies in my stomach "that's so cute. You dont have to be nervous" [flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok