@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
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@ktmcburr: I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What.
@weismanjake: Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death.
@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.