@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
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@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"
@JaneBadall: Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady.
@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@KKAlThani: If I had a boy I'd name him "Opportunity" & whenever he knocks on the door I'll say "I bet that's opportunity knocking" & laugh with my wife