@mattgallo123: Everyone's like "the things I want for Christmas can't be bought." And I'm like "Legos. I want legos."
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@ryangriffiths: People that say "The worst kind of cut is a paper cut" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before.
@Juan_Incognito: I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.
@Sophie2078: Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.