@zachheltzel: Everything doesn't "happen for a reason." The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant.
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@Sickayduh: "Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them" - Oh no "This is Debra" - aww I like that "And this is Depanties"
@AlsBoy: Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either
@david8hughes: [god creating dolphins] Peter: why is he smiling? God: cos, Pete, I've given him an asshole on top of his head Peter: ah. Nice
@JermHimselfish: I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock.