@GregHenchman: "Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?" -chickens
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@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
@AdamTheLobster: Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right
@SherBoBer: Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.