@MasterOfFury: Everything goes as planned when nothing's planned.
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@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
@dshack8: "Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated." Drunks & toddlers.
@MUMSIEesq: *struts past Walmart with Target grocery bags dangling from arms* "You made a big mistake. Huge!"
@nthall350: The zombie I shot earlier may have just been a kid with chapped lips. I don't take any chances.