@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
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@Cidisn: Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom.
@spikeWilton67: Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant.
@KentWGraham: I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children.