@Auzzie78: Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina.
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@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
@thejessbess: Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen.
@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
@LuvPug: I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk.