@doublewenis: Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams.
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@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@philmann: Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs.