@TheDeadfishSays: "Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.
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@carlyken: Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED
@bonehugsnirony: A robot steals your job. It hurts, but that's how the economy works. Nothing personal. The robot starts texting your wife.
@pointsymmetric: One man. One tuba. A whole public library full of unsuspecting people. And no law enforcement anywhere in sight.