@TheDeadfishSays: "Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.
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@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
@funnybeachgirl: *walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*
@internetluke: In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.