@Book_Krazy: Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot tub, I think to myself "I can't believe I'm recording this"
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@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.
@ArfMeasures: [1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes
@KBChicken75: "To each their own" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@juliussharpe: Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer.