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@Sickayduh: "Ewww how'd that get in the house? I don't wanna kill it. I'll just put it outside"

*scoops your baby up in a tissue*

“Ewww how’d that get in the house? I don’t wanna kill it. I’ll just put it outside”

*scoops your baby up in a tissue*

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