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@jazmasta: *ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work*
"Big mac please"
"Would u like LIES with that?!"
*my boss dragging me away*
"LIES, LUCY.. LIES!"

*ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work*
“Big mac please”
“Would u like LIES with that?!”
*my boss dragging me away*
“LIES, LUCY.. LIES!”

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