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@SirEviscerate: *ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave*
Tell me when.
@Jerrypleasure: fog is just god's snapchat filter
@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.
@lyric_intent: The most awkward part of being the first person to write something down, was then explaining to everyone that they were now illiterate
@KylePlantEmoji: Interviewer: how did you write that song?
Singer: well, I had an epiphany...
Me, brilliant musician: couldn't afford a Gibson, eh?
@jimmytorosian: [Writing Silence of the Lambs]
Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name?
Anyone other than Jim?