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@AimeeHelene1: My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked.
@youngkrazz: Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance